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Books I Read Feb 2022

This might be a long one so let’s just get to it, shall we?

Title: Jerry the Squirrel: Volume One

Genre: Humor/Middle Grade

Synopsis: Jerry is a Squirrel. Jerry is also an inventor. The problem is that Jerry’s inventions rarely work out the way he wants them to.
Join Jerry the Squirrel on his fun and wacky adventures in the world of Arestana as he deals with annoying neighbors, out-of-control slippers, and a tyrannical Squirrel-boss whose only leadership quality is his amazing hat.
This collection of ten stories is perfect for some fun reading as a family, as bedtime stories, or just to sit back and enjoy a good read!
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Series: N/A

Author: Shawn P.B. Robinson

Pages: 132

Publisher: Brainswell Publishing

Pub Date: 3/7/2018

Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Thoughts: This was a delightful book! Surprisingly short, I finished it in less than a day. It was full of adventure and hilarious mishaps, courtesy of Jerry and his very interesting neighbors. I thought that the author adding his own family into part of the story was such a lovely touch as well. And the illustrations were adorable!

Title: Texts From Mittens (The Friends and Family Edition)

Genre: YA/Graphic Novel

Synopsis:

The Internet’s favorite text-happy cat is back at it–with a little help from his friends.Follow along with Mittens as he enjoys hilarious, snark-filled text volleys with his cast of quirky friends and family: Earl (the “filthy hound”), Stumpy (the best friend), Drunky Patty (the usually tipsy next-door neighbor), Grandma (giver of treats), and Fiona (Mitty’s girlfriend). Based on Angie Bailey’s virally popular blog, Texts from Mittens: The Friends and Family Edition is feline humor at its finest. (more)

Series: N/A

Author: Angie Bailey

Pages: 152

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Pub Date: 9/3/2019

Rating: 😹😹😹😹😹

Thoughts: Ahh so cute! It was so funny to read from ”a pets’ perspective”, haha. I thoroughly enjoyed each of their personalities and I think the text messages were such a creative way to write a book revolving around pets. I found myself chuckling many times. So adorable!

Title: Please Return Norbert M. Finklestein

Genre: Middle Grade/Adventure

Synopsis:

Have you ever wondered, “What in the world is my teacher thinking?” You may not know it, but this very journal you now hold in your hands is the key to answering your question once and for all. As long as you can keep a few secrets.

Mr. Finkelstein is your average middle school English teacher…who just happens to moonlight as a professional wrestler. Norbie would like to keep this little part of his life a secret. He’d much rather endure the daily bullying he takes from students like Jimmy Baker, a world-class bubblegum flinger, and perform as the personal gopher for inept colleagues like Coach Seam and Principal Rubrick. It’s easier that way. Out of the spotlight and under the radar: the story of Norbert’s life… (more)

Series: None

Author: Frank Morelli (w/ Frey Alexandra’s illustrations)

Pages: 236

Publisher: INtense Publications

Pub Date: 9/10/2019

Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Thoughts: I loved it! Norbert is such a sweet guy, so kind and helpful to everyone around him-almost to a fault. I loved his relationship with his mom and the growth that he and his students experienced throughout the story. It also helped that I’m a huge wrestling fan so that was fun to read as well!

Title: The Wacky Wizard Wars

Genre: Children/Adventure

Synopsis:

A power-mad High Born witch forms a new army of wacky wizards and witches who lost the last war. It’s a tough job. This brainless bunch prefers to guzzle gibber juice and clobber each other rather than follow orders.

To boost her army, the witch ensnares covens of modern-day witches, who are innocent, ordinary folk. But Mortor, the worst High Born wizard, reappears and snatches her leadership. Desperate to share power, the witch lures Mortor into a farcical ceremony that ties these two High Borns together for eternity… (more)

Series: None

Author: Christina Clarry & Maxine Alan-Hart

Pages: 214

Publisher: Matador

Pub Date: 7/28/2019

Rating: 🧙🏻‍♀️🧙🏻‍♀️🧙🏻‍♀️

Thoughts: The adventures that the kids got up to were mostly fun to read. Some of it seemed a bit dark for a Children’s read but I liked it! Anything with magic and witches, I’m there!

Title: Locked Box

Genre: Romance/Erotica

Synopsis: What happens when you accidentally get locked in the evidence room with a man you’ve been lusting after for years? Julia Bennett is a good girl. She wouldn’t go near a married man. Especially not one she works with. No matter how handsome he is… (more)

Series: Bennett Sisters

Author: Eve Dangerfield

Pages: 290

Publisher: Eve Dangerfield Books

Pub Date: May 2021

Rating: 💋💋💋💋

Thoughts: Eve never misses, does she? My lord this was hot, angsty and lovely all in one. The characters did get a bit childish at times but, thankfully it wasn’t too overwhelming. I was reeeally rooting for them as the story progressed. The dirty talk was a HUGE bonus but that’s to be expected in an Eve Dangerfield book.

Title: Not Your Shoe Size

Genre: Romance/Erotica

Synopsis: Kate McGrath knows the daddy situation has changed. For one thing her kink’s gone mainstream (what up, internet!) For another, her relationship with Ty, AKA Daddy, has growing pains. After years of protecting herself with faux-girliness, Kate finally feels like a woman. She wants Ty to treat her like a grown up (bedroom excluded, obviously), but emancipation is the first fantasy her daddy doesn’t seem able to fulfil…
Tyler Henderson is happy with things the way they are. And if they have to change, why can’t Kate marry him? That would be nice. And make him look like less of a dirty old man. He’ll fight to keep Middleton where she is, but he isn’t counting on a daddy rival, a man from Kate’s past who would be more than happy to take her off his hands…
Jealousy combines with mistaken identity to throw the status of one of Romancelandia’s top five D/LG couples (at least!) into turmoil. Ty and Kate need to find common ground, but love is a dangerous game, no matter what your age… (more)

Series: Act Your Age

Author: Eve Dangerfield

Pages: 128

Publisher: /Eve Dangerfield Books

Pub Date: 1/21/2020

Rating: 💋💋💋💋💋

Thoughts:

It was so lovely to revisit Ty and Kate’s relationship. It made me sad to see them in such a rocky phase and to see Kate realize what Peterson was doing all those years ago, but still, I really enjoyed this sequel! I loved seeing Kate come into her own and find her voice along with some balance in her life. A beautiful end to this story!

Bonus: the sexy times were… well, sexy! haha!

Title: Ice Planet Barbarians

Genre: Sci-Fi/Romance

Synopsis:

You’d think being abducted by aliens would be the worst thing that could happen to me. And you’d be wrong. Because now, the aliens are having ship trouble, and they’ve left their cargo of human women – including me – on an ice planet.

And the only native inhabitant I’ve met? He’s big, horned, blue, and really, really has a thing for me… (more)

Series: Ice Planet Barbarians, #1

Author: Ruby Dixon

Pages: 188

Publisher: Self Pub

Pub Date: 4/3/2019

Rating: 👽👽

Thoughts: That was an absolute experience. I don’t particularly care for insta- love or for instantly fated mates but, this was fun… except for that outta-nowhere assault scene. I thought it was so out of place and unnecessary.
And I will also say, at times the main female character got on my nerves. She was extremely childish at times and of course, there’s the fact that she’s living it up with a hot alien while her fellow captives are still in trouble.

Title: Barbarian Alien

Genre: Sci-Fi/Romance

Synopsis:

Twelve humans are left stranded on a wintry alien planet. I’m one of them. Yay, me.

In order to survive, we have to take on a symbiont that wants to rewire our bodies to live in this brutal place. I like to call it a cootie. And my cootie’s a jerk, because it also thinks I’m the mate to the biggest, surliest alien of the group.

BARBARIAN ALIEN is a sequel to ICE PLANET BARBARIANS. You do not have to read both in order to understand the plot, but the story will be richer if you do! (more)

Series: Ice Planet Barbarians, #2

Author: Ruby Dixon

Pages: 248

Publisher: Self Pub

Pub Date: 7/24/2015

Rating: 👽👽

Thoughts: I love me a good ole “hate-to-love” romance, but this was a bit much. Liz was so hot and cold and so mean to Raahosh that it made me a little dizzy. I appreciate the fact that she was very strong-willed but, at times it translated as her being incredibly childish and frustrating. I didn’t care for him literally kidnapping her as well and as hot as some of the sex scenes were, this book was severely lacking in the consent department- even if Liz did make it a point to mention it. Raahosh just wasn’t likable during the whole first half of the book, and by the second half, it just felt like I was reading a completely different book.

Another pretty damn good reading month for me! I can’t wait to know if yall have heard of any of these books or if you do end up checking them out!!

XOXO, Gigi.

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June-July Reading Run Down..

Hello, hellooo!

I just wanted to come on here to talk about the books I’ve read so far this in June and July. It’s been a minute since I’ve been hungry for reading so, feeling the need to write these mini reviews makes me very happy!

Some of these I DNF’d but I felt like talking about them regardless..

(click on the titles for the synopsis of each of these books)

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Title: Rush

Author: Brianna Hale

Pages: 332

Publisher: Self Pub

Pub Date: 4/11/21

Date Started: 6/27/21

Date Finished: 7/3/21

Rating: 💙💙💙💙💙

My Thoughts: First of all.. woah. This one was.. woah.

It started off super intense right off the bat and the author touched on very serious issues throughout the book (blackmail, assault, men in power, etc). Very prevalent issues occurring even still to this day. Rush is a soft dom even though he can get brutal if need be (meaning: if she asks him to. And damn does she ask him to…whewww.) and Bree is lovely. She’s headstrong but also vulnerable and together they make a beautiful couple who put everyone else’s needs before their own. Loved it.

The Cabin at the End of the World

Title: The Cabin At The End Of The World

Author: Paul Tremblay

Pages: 272

Publisher: William Morrow

Pub Date: 6/26/18

Date Started: 6/27/21

Date Finished: DNF

Rating: 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

My thoughts: I had high hopes for this one but unfortunately, it really disappointed me. The home invasion concept was great but the execution was lacking. It felt like the author started off with one idea then it just went completely sideways.

The main protagonists were characters I rooted for but, the decisions made by the author for clear shock value just left a bad taste in my mouth. I don’t think I’ll pick up anything else by Tremblay.

Haunted

Title: Haunted

Author: Chuck Palahniuk

Pages: 419

Publisher: Anchor

Pub Date: 6/25/05

Date Started: 7/3/21

Date Finished: 7/7/21

Rating: ❤❤❤

Thoughts: Loved the short poems. Other than that, I found it kind of condescending and all over the place. From what I know, this book started off as just those short poems but it was decided to be released as a full length novel and that disconnect definitely shows in the writing toward the middle. I ended up just reading the poems and skipping the rest.

Gym Bunny


Title: Gym Bunny

Author: Brianna Hale

Pages: 101

Publisher: Self Pub

Pub Date: 1/14/21

Rating: 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰

My thoughts: Soft doms, a unique gym, sexy spanking scenes and body positivity done the right way. Wonderful. Beautiful. Another hit by Brianna Hale. Hale is slowly becoming one of my fave authors! This book is a part of the Dom Fitness series but I don’t think you have to read the other one in order to enjoy this one. Definitely recommend!

That’s it… for now!

xoxo, Gigi 💖

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‘Your Dad Will Do’ by Katee Robert

I’m definitely going to Hell for this one…😅

Title: Your Dad Will Do

Author: Katee Robert

Pages: 150

Publisher: Trinkes and Tales LLC

Date Published: April 2020

Rating: 🌶🌶🌶🌶

Good Reads Synopsis: I’ve been harboring a dark secret for two long years..

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Yes, Daddy by Dani Wyatt (Non-Spoiler Review)

Hello, everyone!

I’m so excited to be bringing y’all my first review on this second blog!

I’m looking to post at least every Monday and Friday. Maybe that’ll change, maybe it won’t. But for now I think that’s a tentative schedule I can get behind, especially with school starting up soon (but that’s for another post).

In this second blog, you and I are gonna get thoroughly acquainted. If you’re up for it, we’re gonna let our hair down and let it all hang out. Talk about things that most people find ”taboo” (I hate that word, tbh. It seems like it’s for weaklings.) so buckle up, bitches!


If you’ve read the title of this post,then you know what I’m going to be talking about today.

And yes, you filthy fuckers..it’s exactly what you think it’s about, haha!

I haven’t written a review post in a minute so I may be rusty but, lets get on with it. Shall we?
(Disclaimer: Opinions are all my own and I bought this book myself. Yes this book and this review contains DDLG content so if that’s not up your alley, you’re welcome to exit stage left. Thank youuuu!)

Title: Yes, Daddy
Author: Dani Wyatt

Pages: 129

Rating: ❤️❤️ (2.5)

Synopsis: ”Driving down a dark street in blinding rain, I hit something.

That something turns out to be Esmeralda Tremain. She’s running from someone, but I’m going to be sure she doesn’t run from me.

With one look a those red lips and mouthwatering curves, I’m instantly obsessed. When I tell her she belongs to me and she answers, ”Yes, Daddy,” her fate is sealed.

I’ll protect her.

I’ll possess her.

I’ll do anything for her.

Only, this sweet, smart intern at the DA’s office doesn’t know who I really am. I walk on the other side of the law and our differences may be the fire that burns the bridge between us. What she doesn’t know is, once I take all of her, I’m never letting go.” (Goodreads)


The Good Shit: •
The sex was pretty hot. It didn’t feel repetitive and it fed my Daddy kink needs pretty well haha. Even if at times it did come off a little cheesy.

I actually really liked the female main character! She had me rooting for her the entire time and she came off as a good person and a good daughter to her parents, a hard worker..

Any use of the word, ”princess” and ya girl is hooked.


The Ugly: •
Vito came off as a bit of an obsessive creep. The author was not lying in the blurb and I guess that kinda possession might be other people’s cup of tea but it just wasn’t mine particularly. Some people may enjoy the 24/7 power exchange, I just personally don’t, and so seeing Vito grow so possessive and obsessed with her so quickly and to see them jump into the DDLG dynamic so equally fast was kinda jarring for me.

Instalove. If you’re not into instalove, then you most likely won’t enjoy this book.
Now..I know this isn’t me asking ”too much” of an erotica novel (and I’m gonna say pretty much the same thing about another book I have coming up for review) but, I feel like if romance is gonna be added to an erotica novel, it should be more fleshed out.
At the very least, give me a love story spanning over a few months, not a few days. Because then it just feels half assed and like an after thought.
No, erotica doesn’t have to have romance and by that same token, it’s okay if it does have romance. But both aspects of the novel should be well thought out.
So. Do I recommend this book?
Even though I gave it two stars, yeah. I do recommend it. If an overly possessive Daddy Dom wets your appetite, then definitely pick up this book. Keep reading and you’ll find out where you can purchase it!
Kindle Unlimited
Amazon AU
There it was! My first review on Read As A Doornail.. I’m so, so excited to get this blog going and I hope you’ll stick around!
See ya soon, Cochinos y Cochinas!
Xoxo, G. 💋